casual ultimate » 1000 hits day

So, immediately after instructing C.U. to “dress slutty” to go clubbing in a couple weeks, mike d tries to cushion his instruction by insisting that industry night at a club is mostly for gay men, which begs the question - why would C.U. be attending, and in short skirts at that? according to our host, the hot girls are there because of all the gay guys, and the straight guys are there because of all the hot girls. apparently The Club is a delicate underwater ecosystem, wherein ladies are the clownfish, gay guys are the anemone and other guys are the sharks. we’ll keep this in mind and travel with harpoons.

on a related note, after ms. ultimate’s suggestion that everyone call in drunk to work tomorrow, miss casual asked why you can’t just call in single now and again: you’re out on a schoolnight, talking to the boys and you don’t have plans to head home in time for sufficient beauty rest - why not? how do you move down the path towards maternity leave without a little single leave now and then? it’s amazing that we’re still fighting this kind of injustice in the 21st century.

and now…. something that would be funny if it weren’t true. tbrizzle’s new neighbors let themselves into his ride, proving that toyota’s theft deterrent system is anything but. *WTF* sometimes the world blows, and even the casual ultimate lifestyle doesn’t make you feel better. we’re sorry tones. if you find these guys we’ll kick their asses. seriously. with nunchucks.