Thursday, August 17, 2006
c.u. goes to crazytown
well thankfully summer league is over becuase we cant hang with team M. they are too hardcore for the casual ladies. last night we had our team party and things went well beyond ‘casual’ into ’staying out too late on a school night and singing skynard’. thats right you heard me…freebird. thats how we roll.
we started at rodan with ollie, ruth, jim, and our lovely hosts the khales. they all got out before it got ugly although not before we all got to drink some yummy champagne and verbally abuse the waitstaff in front of dave, the big boss. baker was already willing to do anything to get on the blog. witness his hot dance moves.
then we went to nicks with a smaller crew… megan, evan, jason, baker, and the c.u. staff rolled up in there ready to cause trouble. megan has some inside connects so all of a sudden there were shots. pfil, who’d been busy making dollars in a focus group for playboy.com all afternoon, rolled up with dp and thats when the real trouble started. we played some pool and miss casual, being total deadweight in this regard, caused herself and jason to lose to meghan and baker. i believe there was some wager involving miss casual singing ‘ive got friends in low places’ to baker and meghan but the details are fuzzy.
then dp and i tried to start a bar brawl but it didnt catch on quite like we hoped. there were jukebox wars all night and we had a round of singing and dancing to johnny cash before walking back up paulina at some rediculous hour of the night / morning. pfil apparently needed that playboy money cause he got two parking tickets while throwing down with the c.u. ladies.
the post title was supposed to be something along the lines of ‘i just had all my pubic hair ripped out’ becuase baker said that at some point in the evening, although we have no idea when or with regard to what exactly. the only reason we even know this is that ms. ultimate, in her ever vigilent dedication to our faithful readers, emailed it to me at 130 am when she got home. thats love people.




August 17th, 2006 at 11:33 am
other hazy memories include slow dancing grade school style and calling a friend in new york when freebird came on because, you know, dan loves that song and i’m sure he’d want to know it’s playing somewhere in the world.
it should be noted that miss casual put that post up from ms. ultimate’s apt, because she flat out did not go to work today. THAT, people, is love. work rob - don’t read this.