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Friday, August 18, 2006

motherf^&*in casual

the c.u. staff is heading out to see some motherf%^&in snakes on a motherf%^&in plane tonight and if you’re reading this you’re invited…probably. email us (casualultimate@gmail.com) if you’re interested. or if you want to be on the mailing list and you’re not. or if you want to shower me with flattery becuase i have a copy of outkast’s new album a week early thanks to everyones’ favorite new yorker and maybe ill give it to you.

in other news… ms. utlimate is injured and probably can’t play at cooler. i dont know how briefcase is going to do it without her. i mean i have faith in our business casual brothers and sisters but without ms. ultimate’s fierce wit, super speed, and stunning good looks… lets just say its a tough loss. miss casual skipped out on beach last night, not that i was really invited, becuase i also skipped work and rode my bike to evanston. the only way to recover from the team M festivities in my humble opinion. i ran into baker (going back to rodan to reclaim property from the night before) and monica (who hollered at me from her car…big ups to her by the way for yelling ‘hey miss casual’ instead of ‘hey jess’).

so its going to be a tall order for those of you going to cooler. youre going to have to cover the tournament for c.u. if ms. ultimate does go. but i know you can do it. pfil, baker, rob… don’t let us down.

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One Response to “motherf^&*in casual”

  1. ms. ultimate said:
    August 18th, 2006 at 2:40 pm

    this just gives me the freedom to see SOAP again during the bye

    Selections from one of the most amusing NYT movie reviews I’ve ever read - remember that this is The Paper of Record, so what they’re saying must be true:

    “all anyone really needs to know about this amusingly crude, honestly satisfying artifact is snakes + plane + Samuel L. Jackson”

    “Since the film has clearly been built around its title, the snakes are on crack and on that plane for the flimsiest of reasons.”

    “Naughty by nature or perhaps more by design, these snakes don’t just dart out of toilets; they also slide up bare legs and under dresses, moving in and out of more bodily orifices than the adult-film star Ron Jeremy did in his prime.”

    oh my god i cannot wait. the snakes are on crack.

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