Selections from one of the most amusing NYT movie reviews I’ve ever read - remember that this is The Paper of Record, so what they’re saying must be true:

“all anyone really needs to know about this amusingly crude, honestly satisfying artifact is snakes + plane + Samuel L. Jackson”

“Since the film has clearly been built around its title, the snakes are on crack and on that plane for the flimsiest of reasons.”

“Naughty by nature or perhaps more by design, these snakes don’t just dart out of toilets; they also slide up bare legs and under dresses, moving in and out of more bodily orifices than the adult-film star Ron Jeremy did in his prime.”

oh my god i cannot wait. the snakes are on crack.