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Wednesday, August 30, 2006

pump your brakes

pump my brakes what? i mean granted c.u. has been verging on megalomania lately but hey… we’re a little bored at work. last night we had a casual dining outing. casual dining may be a bi-monthly occurance now so if you are interested email us (casualultimate@gmail.com as if you didnt know). our next stop we are thinking will be la scarola in a couple of weeks.

our first venture for the newly forming supper club was at la sardine. between braised oxtail with gnocchi and miss casual’s first mussel, we spent some time discussing the launch party for the new site. deep into our second bottle of burgundy miss casual convinced half the RWIP house to host the party with BK’s room as the vip ‘high life’ lounge. we are thinking we need either bjorn and pfil or denardis and baker to run the velevt ropes with full on c.u. t-shirts, clipboards, and earpieces. sally suggested flying chucktown in to be the hired muscle for the party which is a fantastic idea if we had any money. (”‘country, country…you were being kind of a bitch.’ youre not on the list.”)

if it ends up being denardis and baker we like the idea of denardis as the hired muscle satnding silently brooding off to the side while baker gets all up in peoples’ grilles. with bjorn and pfil, its at their discretion who wants to play bad cop.

of course the c.u. staff will need t-shirts for the launch which we are looking into as we speak. ‘that guy rob’, my friend at work (not to be confused with briefcase rob, who we all know loves the blog) requested a shirt designating him as such for the launch. we at c.u. are not sure its in the budget at this point but are more than willing to consider bribes in exchange for shirts and / or fame.

to be privy to more of our insane scheming, come out to piece tonight at 7pm. happy hour courtesy of BK.

5 Responses to “pump your brakes”

  1. mike d said:

    i’m actually up for me playing the “napolean complexed” doorman that so many clubs feature flanked by the other three. God, I hope Tara Reid shows up.

  2. bg said:

    i’d consider breaking my ‘no flexing in public’ rule, so long as it helps keep the VIP free from riff raff. and since it’s security detail, my t-shirt would need to be black, and three sizes too small, so it shows off my guns. 1001, 1002,… do you hear me counting? i’m sculpting my guns as i type.

  3. bg said:

    and on a completely unrelated subject - i back down from my request to be the baumer. after seeing the deej wearing his Wilson headband at practice last weekend, there can be only one baumer. and it’s not me.

  4. Henderson said:

    Kind of sounds like you might want to tap Jimmy from “Ed & Jean’s” for bouncing duties.

  5. miss casual said:

    seriously! i sure hope someone gets headbutted / naked / arrested at the launch party otherwise ill want my money back.

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