Thursday, August 31, 2006
Mustache Porn
Last night we rolled up to the peach pit for a mysterious celebration which bk initiated yesterday morning. You’d think it’d be tough to get a crowd to roll out on such short notice but not if you’re in the CU state of mind. The occasion ended up being bryan’s birthday (of course c.u. knew in advance but we cant name our sources….) The party was a success on every level, if those levels include doing one jameson shot too many and giving akira head - I don’t think it was in that order though. Here we are giving the birthday boy his present. We heart BK. So does piece obviously… because billy came by and brought us all shots to toast our favorite 32 year old. 
Here’s the rowdy group mid toast. shots on a school night? oh my…
In other news, Miss Casual rocked the house in gold stiletto sandals. Maybe we can find a similar style with an athletic feel for the fields; unfortunately, these casuals aren’t that cute. We were inspired by someone’s new mustachioed look and created this montage. Sometimes it takes a montage to show a lot of things happening at once. Match the ’stache to the CU contributor - name them all and you win a free VIP pass to the launch party.
Last but certainly not least, rumor has it James Burris is back in town - true or false? Also, for those of you who think Roadhouse shows up on the field and kicks ass without thinking of frisbee in her downtime, she was spotted out for a jog around 10:30 last night - I hope you were wearing something reflective, young lady. You’re putting us all to shame…and by that I mean me.
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August 31st, 2006 at 11:15 am
Jailbait is back. At what age does his hitting on high school girls behind the counter at wendy’s go from being funny to creepy. Does he walk around with an exo-skeleton to insure he doesn’t cause any further damage to his soft tissue.
August 31st, 2006 at 12:39 pm
i know.
1-Carlo
2-Bjorn
3-Ferarri
4-ms ultimate (pre wax)
5-ms casual (pre bleach)
6-bryan
7-henderson
August 31st, 2006 at 12:55 pm
i don’t see carlo in the big pick, so i’m going to go
1phil
2bjorn
3joe
4ms ulti
5ms cas
6king
7hendu
August 31st, 2006 at 2:07 pm
#1 is NOT pfil. i expect better from you denardis. is 7 hendude? that was the one i couldn’t place. my money’s on carlo for #1. the others are gimmes.
August 31st, 2006 at 2:16 pm
my blond mustache does not show up in pictures due to its strange refractive properties
number 1 is carlo, and it def looked like he was a villain in the rocketeer.
August 31st, 2006 at 2:24 pm
that guy rob, at my work, bribed me for the answers as he desperately wanted a vip pass to the launch party. the rest of yall (comment leavers that is) will undoubtedly get them regardless.
August 31st, 2006 at 2:27 pm
I have no problem with That Guy Rob getting a VIP pass to the launch party, but since the VIP lounge is going to be my room, I think he’s going to have to work harder. I mean, cheating on a mustache-porn test? That won’t get you up the back stairs.
(that wasn’t innuendo, the VIP lounge actually will be up the back stairs).
August 31st, 2006 at 3:51 pm
And now comes a new phrase “up the back stairs.” To be overused by myself within the week, if I really try.
August 31st, 2006 at 3:55 pm
Agreed - the CU staff does not condone cheating. Not only does he not get a VIP pass, but now That Guy Rob is going to have to sleep in the backyard so he’s there to do clean up the day after the party. Bring a sleeping bag and a mop. This also means we’re going to have to have another contest before the party.
August 31st, 2006 at 4:18 pm
although we definitely condone the back stairs. whatever the hell that means…
September 1st, 2006 at 10:15 am
I think Becky and Denardis split the win here. Needless to say that if Becky flies in for the party, she gets as many VIP passes as she can use.
September 1st, 2006 at 11:43 am
If Becky flies in for the party, she can go up the back stairs with Denardis. It’ll be sweet.