Friday, September 1, 2006
‘labor’ day and the flying viking
here’s allison last night at beach playing a point and trying to induce labor. get ready people cause casual ultimate is having a baby…and by ‘casual ultimate’ i mean allison. but we at c.u. are so excited for our first casual baby we can’t stop talking about how adorable this kid is going to be. labor day could end up being a very literal phrase for this weekend.
and speaking of labor day, we are going to play some beach on monday and if you are in town and want in on it, email us. last night was great although we couldnt believe how early it gets dark all of a sudden. we still got in some fun points with bjorn flying through the air like MJ before hightailing it to darwins.
and speaking of darwins… that place is now dead to us. it is full of frat boy clones and anorexic chicks with bad highlights and bra straps hanging out of their ASU tshirts. plus they dont have turbo dog or oberon on tap anymore and our waitress tied the all time record for slowest land speed exhibited by a bipedal organism. we gotta come up with a new place to go. hopefully somewhere with dollar burgers for slider.
well have a good weekend our casual brothers and sisters. the c.u. staff will be in town and probably up to our usual brand of trouble so call us with suggestions for either new bars to go to or tactics for world domination.
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speaking of the flying viking… heres some more mustache porn to get you through the brutal afternoon before the holiday weekend. sent in by the viking himself.
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September 1st, 2006 at 10:28 am
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Just a moment of silence for what was Darwin’s.
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Hmmm, just realized it could be indicative of the socio religious political trends, frowning upon evolution and embracing Intelligent Design or creationsim.
Or just stupid white hats.
September 1st, 2006 at 11:20 am
clarification on white hats:
supposedly died off in the late nineties after extreme over predation by the ‘mesh trucker hat’. however, it seems as if there was a slight change in the ecosystem which lends itself to the white hat being more desirable to the female of the species. the hypothesis presented states that the white hat’s ability to be spotted through an alcohol induced haze and explicitly recalling the primordial need to copulate with such verbage as ‘fighting cocks’ embroidered into the purchased pre-worn look baseball hat have garnered more sucess with the supplement devouring early twenties meat popsicle.
September 1st, 2006 at 2:26 pm
Maybe we should open the new Darwin’s. We’d call it something else, and it would have to be a CasualUltimate member’s only club. Hmm. How about an underground bar / supperclub / cardroom. If only we have a large space with 2 fireplaces, a big kitchen, 2 refrigerators, 2 big tvs, and a large open space that no one knows what to do with.
Oh… wait…
We’ll figure out a dues structure and get you all keys. Cho already has a place picked out for the stripper pole. (not kidding). Sunday ticket is on the way. we’ll get the superfan option, don’t worry. And we could probably fit 2 poker tables in the unclaimed un-named space on our lower level. Although one of the tables will be used for Settlers when there’s not a poker tournament going on. AY- find us a faster internet connection.
September 2nd, 2006 at 10:38 pm
Speakeasy T1 = $389.
Or so the ad says. If we opened up webhosting as well…