Comments on: hangin’ tough: the casual ultimate movie

by: miss casual

Thu, 14 Sep 2006 12:39:00 +0000

okay ladies can recast themselves. really the problem is finding actresses who are funny AND cute. i mean in all fairness its not like parker posey is cute. but shes damn funny.

by: smimms

Wed, 13 Sep 2006 22:54:00 +0000

bex, at least sarah silverman is pretty hot. i went looking for any decent looking picture of jeaneane garafalo and totally got shut down. more importantly, she recently went blonde. i want a recast.

by: dp

Wed, 13 Sep 2006 16:06:00 +0000

would it be out of line to include myself in this lineup and claim elijah wood

by: Charlie Town

Tue, 12 Sep 2006 19:11:00 +0000

Bjorn IS Chuck Norris
Mike D IS Tom Cruise
Joe Little IS born slow
Mercer IS not a talker

How about:
The King (from Burger King) with voiceovers by Penn (from Penn/Teller) to play BK

Jim Carrey + wig as Dr. Welsh

Eric Stoltz as Thor

and Cho as Liz?

by: miss casual

Tue, 12 Sep 2006 18:24:00 +0000

okay wait…how about christina applegate as becky? (shes cute and funny whereas silverman is just funny apprently and lohan is just cute.)

by: becky

Tue, 12 Sep 2006 16:40:00 +0000

silverman is almost 40 with big black eyebrows. ouch. lohan is 16? and doesn’t wear underclothes (only bikinis for you superficial.com addicts) guess i left a lasting impression…

by: ms. ultimate

Tue, 12 Sep 2006 13:08:00 +0000

Julia Stiles came up as a casting possibility, but I don’t know that I want Ms. Ultimate - the role of a lifetime - to be her comeback after a string of student productions at Columbia. Although, it’s to her credit that she’s starred in at least one film from my favorite genre: inner-city youth overcomes obstacles of poverty and/or single parenthood via academics/dance-off/attitude.

Thor should be played by Ron Howard; he’s a little old, but remember Thor wears a suit and tie to work. I’m now on the fence about who Will Ferrell be - doesn’t he look a little like Pfil? And can we all agree that Sean William Scott should be worked in somehow, some role that requires pecs and few lines?

by: miss casual

Mon, 11 Sep 2006 21:22:00 +0000

slutkoski - we are going to need you to guest post at some point. for one you probably have lots of dirt on ms. ulty that we are not privy to since yall go way back. and two you have the ability to umlaut vowels which makes you our new ’secretary of hardcore punctuation’.

by: slutkoski

Mon, 11 Sep 2006 20:06:00 +0000

Portia de Rossi as Ms. Ultimate? No no no. Julia Styles is her doppelgänger. Plus, it could be a career-making comeback for the young starlet.