casual ultimate » Early morning at Irving Park

Guest post. You might know who we are. Don’t bother guessing. You either know or you don’t. This is being written at 5:10 am. Sunday morning. At TRWIP party. Guitar Hero is still going on downstairs. Quite loudly. Thanks to the downstairs neighbors, who are either very cool, or very deaf. They came by earlier, so we’re thinking they’re cool.

There was a bit of a miscalculation in the hallway, so our shoes and feet reek slightly of vomit. Incidentally, neither of the authors of this did the vomiting.

Only two bedrooms of the five are occupied by the usual residents. For the purposes of anonymity, the roommates will be numbered. One’s bedroom has seen 2 couples, neither of which involved One. There are four people, two couples, in Two’s room. This group includes Two, so that’s ok. Three’s room has a new couple in it. They went into Two’s room, found a pair of couples, then went into One’s room. While it is unoccupied, there is something in it they didn’t like. Four is still partying, as is five. One and Three are as well. Five’s room is being protected by his girlfriend. They seem determined that they will be the only ones there tonight. Four’s room has someone, but not in his bed. There is another non-resident asleep in a bathroom. He is much larger than this room, so he is curled in a little ball. And Pfil is looking for his keys. That’s the state of the apartment right now. It is 5:15 am. Guitar Hero is still going on.

Highlights of the evening. Much more nudity that you might have expected. A lot of random making out, some that led to other things. A LOT of drinking. One and one half kegs of beer, plus multiple random cocktails were consumed. More drinking games than were healthy. As evidenced by the amazing amount of vomit that has hit a few spots.