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Monday, September 25, 2006

Candy Land

Listen up, friends. There are people in this world who make promises but don’t come through, and then they make excuses. And then there are people who deliver. I met one such man two weeks ago, a gentleman who ate the last twizzler at the real world party but promised he’d send more. I get home from jogging tonght (or yogging; it might be a soft j) and what is there on my doorstep but a package full of every kind of twizzler under the sun? I’ve only ever had the classic strawberry, but they all look like so much fun. The twizted paradise pull-n-peels look like the product of a play-doh extruder contraption I used to have. Call me, we’ll watch charlie and the chocolate factory and play candy land.

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4 Responses to “Candy Land”

  1. miss casual said:
    September 26th, 2006 at 8:55 am

    thats romance right there

  2. j said:
    September 26th, 2006 at 11:53 am

    How do you only know about the strawberry twizzler? that’s like only knowing about plain pop-tarts. Also, next party, have many twizzlers and play the whipping game. It would fit right in to the atmosphere of the real world party.

  3. ms. ultimate said:
    September 26th, 2006 at 1:24 pm

    i think i’ve only had pop tarts once in my life, and i’m sure they were plain. clearly i need to expand my horizons.

  4. alainafw said:
    September 27th, 2006 at 3:55 pm

    If you are trying to win over Ms. Ultimate, ice cream works even better than fruit flavored candy…just a little hint for her gentleman caller…

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