Thursday, November 2, 2006
c.u. goes to Nationals, Part II: casual
They say a picture is worth 1000 words; here’s a 7000 word essay about halloween in florida, chicago-style. there was a lot of sorrow to drown, which may explain why so many people got pushed into the pool (akira, seriously, sorry about your phone).
* casual *
ms. ultimate had to take a power nap at the grownups’ house before facing the madness at osprey. she walked in to find the same crowd around the coffee table, still playing shoulders, but there were about more 40 empty beer cans than there than when she’d left. after a couple more rounds and clarification that boots is only nineteen, the halloween kids showed up. props to machine for taking the holiday seriously. it warms a c.u. girl’s heart to see the italian bicyclist and our secretary of legislation dressed in children’s shake n’ bake costumes. we somehow failed to do a costume competition, but my vote would have to go to our fave viking, dressed as superman, or the sweetest witch in the west. cho got pretty scary later on, though. i’d give schultzie a nomination for wearing a speedo all night, but unfortunately that was no costume.
you’d have to talk to one of the attendees to get the real scoop, but some of the mentionable highlights include a never-ending game of nemesis flippy cup that wasn’t as much of a show as some of the fans were hoping for; lots of sausage in the hot tub, pictured here; items including chairs, people and nationals player pack schwag getting thrown in the pool and, according to one guest, “a lot of ass slapping by a lot of people. yeah, that’s the truth.”
much to her dismay, Ms. Ulty missed the upstairs ass competition, but apparently the fighting was fierce. According to our correspondent in the field, the challenges and results were as follows (judges were the couch sitters, win by slap):
- BG vs. Schultzie, best shelf ass: schultzie
- BG vs. meagles, most desirable ass: meagles
- Meagles vs. beef, best ass: beef
- meagles vs. val, best ass w/ dance competition: meagles, on showmanship
- Bonus push-up competition, BG vs. schultzie, BG with a 30 push-up handicap: BG
i think the moral of the story is that BG needs to stick with push-ups, schultzie should keep up the lunges and plyos, and c.u. wants meagles to teach us her moves. solid party, people, we need to do it again soon.
play casual. stay ultimate.
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November 3rd, 2006 at 10:02 am
im so sad to have missed it. however it might be the same party i was going to most of the summer…
and im goign to chime in for cbr here on the hot tub pic. last night when i told him we were posting it he said ‘yeah whats the point of playing coed if none of the chicks get in the hot tub?’ ever the ladies man…
November 3rd, 2006 at 1:46 pm
Two slideshow applets added today in the gallery left-menu.
November 3rd, 2006 at 3:39 pm
carlo brings up a very valid point. ladies, care to defend your judgement to stay clothed and dry? i mean, no one likes a hot tub full of dudes.. except maybe leonard.
more pics of not-so-casual ultimate:
http://photos.jasonmechler.com/g/2006upaclubs
November 4th, 2006 at 10:54 pm
I really hate to be so technical, but technically I won the Meagles vs. Beef flex-ass ass slapping competition. It was judged on presentation, firmness, and presentation. I dominated the presentation category, ergo…
November 4th, 2006 at 10:58 pm
Yeah, and I NEVER competed against Val. (Val would have won…) It was Beef that I beat on showmanship. Val and Cho competed, and Val won HANDS DOWN. Chobot didn’t even get ‘a’ vote. Anyhoo, the next time I see you, CU, we’ll bust a move together.
November 5th, 2006 at 10:04 am
I apologize for the errors; as you know we prize ourselves on fairness and accuracy in reporting here at CU. Thanks for the corrections. Our field correspondent’s misreporting is making me question the results of the pushup competition as well….
November 6th, 2006 at 1:29 pm
well, like i said, there was a lot of ass-slapping by a lot of people. at least i got that part right. everything else was a guess at best, except the push-up part, i know that happened. i think the super-tight costume cut off blood flow to my brain. i guess that’s what happens when you where things sized for children ages 7 - 12.