casual ultimate » i went to aurora and all i got was…

out alive. this is a little mid holiday update and hopefully no one is reading it becuase you are all eating and drinking yourselves into submission. but this story is too weird to not post it.

so wednesday night before thanksgiving the professor and miss casual were on a mission to look at a car in aurora. making it out to the very frightening suburb to meet a very frightneing pair of rednecks didnt take as long as expected but seeing the car roll up with no air in any of the tires we started to be suspicious. i believe the professors actual quote was something like ‘i think homeboy’s retarded.’

well after the two gentlemen put air in the tires and the professor went for a test drive the real guilt began. turns out the seller was a construction worker who literally got hit in the head with an i-beam and had part of his brain removed. i kid you not. this fact was dropped in the middle of normal conversation. needless to say the professor is going to hell for his homboy coment. on top of that he was selling the car to fix up a dirt bike for his kid for christmas. so in not buying the car we ruined a child’s holiday.

so just to recap, not only are we going to hell but we also ruined christmas. moral of the story… dont go to the suburbs. or at least if you go, drink a shot of something when you get back and watch two chicks from london drink themselves idiotic. happy holidays.