casual ultimate » you call it a one-eyed pirate, we call it saturday night

what a weekend. friday night we started out at handlebar with a paulina sub-committee meeting. dp, liz and the cu staff talked weekend strategy over samosas and alpha king. we were joined by other vips and discussed future party themes such as ‘the rubix cube’ and the ‘2007 is like a tuxedo t-shirt’ before settling on turtle races in two weeks. ms. ultimate noticed a mailbox with the name ‘p. frisbey’ on it so we left them our card assuming their first name is ‘play’. before leaving for lemmings we made friends with people we already knew at the bar through cookies and bicycles. the guys at boulevard bikes are the best. they didnt even need the cookies cause theyre already so sweet. also we think in ms. ultimate’s future senate run ‘peace through cookies’ could be a powerful foreign policy.

but her main campaign slogan, ‘i motherf%^king love this country’ was born of ameri-cans at our next stop, lemmings. ahhh lemmings. packed though it was it always brings the best crowd and beer that tastes like freedom. we stood at the bar next to some people we’d end up going to the bulls game with the next night strangely enough. the cu staff discussed the attendees later and realized that we had a perfect storm of a guestlist… all our favorite regulars plus some new people to keep it interesting. ms. ulty’s cool uncle and mac (an old nemesis cohort of dr. welsh) turned out. and the professor and vusi showed up just in time to debate the winning potential of bears vs. snakes with miss casual, the boss and a very unfriendly ‘young’ lady. our conclusion? snakes by two.

it was a winning weekend in many regards… the bears, lots of friends old and new and cookie distribution seem to be the major themes. we laughed, we cried, it was better than ‘cats’. in conclusion miss casual has to print a retraction of a previous comment regarding payton manning and if you want to know about the post title you’ll have to ask the staff or the boss since it is not b-rated (safe for blogs).