casual ultimate » noonbreak, saturday: road to ruin

with bryan not yet in the picture, most of us slept until 11 to conserve calories. thank the sweet lord for thor & liz, who hooked us up with egg scrambler, french toast and sparxx (7%). sometimes 2 cups of coffee just doesn’t do the job when you have a full day of waterslides ahead of you.

the c.u. staff arrived in the dells around 4, but had to stop by the outlet mall to look for hi-tops before buying copious amounts of booze and heading to the lodge. thank goodness we arrived before the blizzard, unlike bjorn, who has never hard of pythagoras or his theorem and therefore went through milwaukee instead of the clearly shorter madison route via 90. tbr and monica did the same thing but had a reason (custard). they arrived just in time to join us for law $ order (that was intentional, it’s money) and a coloring contest at the loose moose bar and grill. ms. ulty ordered the fettucine alfredo despite our waitress’s warning that “to be honest, it’s not as good as olive garden.” ms. ulty couldn’t figure out if that was a good or bad thing.

fast forward eight hours, when the rest of the crew arrived. it might have been the blizzard, the long drives or the blackout blinds, or all of them, but for some reason people thought it would be a good idea to stay up until 4:30 in the morn watching bad boys (1). we love early will smith as much as the next blogger, but no one wants to wake up that and a loud game of ticket to ride.

with the cyndi lauper playing, bathing suits dried and sparxx in our system, we’re ready to get this party started. joe just started dance party 9000 and it’s only 12:21.

great wolf is many-splendored thing.