casual ultimate » are we in cuba yet?

with all the excitement and 5 full hours of sleep behind us friday night, we pushed on through to saturday and our trip to miami. after a few hours on the sand in fll we packed up and drove down to our ho-tel, mo-tel, bad ass days inn… which conveniently had metered parking and the most unhelpful staff on earth including such highlights as chrisnise, who couldnt give us more than 2$ in quarters at a time, and funny joking concierge guy who tried to call miss casual a fiend when she asked where the closest coffee shop was on sunday morning. ha frickin ha ha.

everyone did their hair and fluffed their dresses and we were off. alaina and the cu staff adjorned to the delano hotel for a foo foo cocktail and awed at the beutiful interior and crowd before heading to dinner and meeting the rest of team extreme… to the max. we got more food than we knew what to do with but thankfully we had chucktown, who wasnt too full of thai donuts to help out, and tucker, who ate a shrimp tail off ms. ulty’s plate and earned the title ‘trash eater.’

then we set off south to find trouble / a bar / the meaning of life. we stopped at some kind of tiki bar for frozen cocktails and phone calls to long lost friends. expect matching outfits this weekend from our favorite twist cone, brown bear and ms. ultimate. heres alaina in the junlge looking more composed than the rest of us. after that we kept walking in search of more trouble / fun / flourescent booze. turns out though its tough to pick a destination when we have 9 people and a buzz on from drinks mixed in an alley. so we walked to the end of miami. almost to cuba. aliana threw pennys at a stranger, tucker got on a strangers motorcylce (that was coincidentally a ‘cbr’) and then the cu staff tried to break off because of massive blisters on our high heeled feet. we ended up coming back to join our cohorts, post tgi fridays, at teds hideout. what a fun sexy time for us.

ms. ultimate made friends with the new zeeland cricket team before miss casual dragged her away from their accents and big blue eyes to reconvene with our group somewhere around 5am at free spirits. another night of good times and 5 hours of sleep.