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this is an email exchange between ms. ulty and myself today. our friend, that guy rob, who you all know by now, said he was going to start a business involving wealth design of some kind. i just thought we’d share a little of our day to day at casual ultimate.
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subject : wealth dejin intern position

i am writing this email to inquire about the internship position for wealth dejin, inc. i have experience as a pro-dejiner in an architectural firm however i have been reconsidering my career lately as i have been working on area plans all day that i feel could be generated by a high powered computer machine of some kind or drawn by a very intelligent primate / remedial high school student.

my qualifications are that i am a world renowned blogger with casual ultimate, a crunk life company, affiliated with ‘hey lets rage’ corporation. i can drink sparxx at 8oz per minute (7% alcohol by volume) and have a history of leadership experience as i have arranged happy hour for upwards of 20 people on very short notice.

also i make excellent coffee.

i think you will find my record of excellence speaks for itself. i look forward to being a part of the wealth dejin empire.

yours
jess ‘miss casual’ town

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Dear Ms. Town,

Thank you for your inquiry regarding our open intern position for the summer of 2007. Your cover letter is compelling, although you may have forgotten to attach your resume. While a formal resume is not necessary, a list of 2-3 references, along with brief descriptions of your relationship, would be appreciated. Website submissions will be accepted as a weak substitute for references.

Best regards,
Clara Ultimate

Chief Financial Officer and Executive Recruitment Associate
Wealth Dejin, Inc.
1444 N. Paulina
Chicago, IL 60622
(312) 123-4567 (312-get-crnk)
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Ms. Ultimate
My references include :

one mr. robert. pro-dejiner and member of the aia young and crunk subcommitee.

also one mr brown bear. he is studying for a phd in pants free living as well as heading up the flip cup special interest group.

I have enclosed pictures of my references for your convenience.

Yours desperately
jess town

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These are impressive references, Jessica. Brown Bear has served on our board of directors for a number of years. You will be hearing from us shortly.

Best regards,
Ms. Ultimate