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Wednesday, August 15, 2007

pillow at the inn im patronizing

lionpillowI saw this Muppet show once where Dr. Bunson Honeydew makes a machine that can combine things. Shortly following the exposition of this novelty, Beaker ends up sticking his arm in at the same time a puppy dog is placed inside; machine turns on, and suddenly Beaker has a living puppy head instead of a hand. The effect was disorienting and horrific, and left me, as a child, rather afraid of the inarticulate Beaker thereafter.

Today I experienced just this same sort of shudder when I came across this pillow resting on the windowsill of my hotel. And while I like to think that I support innovation in nearly all it’s forms, my heart goes out to the unfortunate pillow, stuffed lion, soccerball and crucifix that were jammed into Dr. Honeydew’s machine this time around.

This entry was posted by tbrizzle on Wednesday, August 15th, 2007 at 10:29 am and is filed under BRs, out of town playas, bikes, chi-tizzle. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

2 Responses to “pillow at the inn im patronizing”

  1. resident oompa-loompa said:
    August 15th, 2007 at 5:08 pm

    Where are you now TBR?

  2. Chuck Daniels said:
    August 15th, 2007 at 6:33 pm

    I’m the hip-hop-opotamus, my lyrics are bottomless…

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