Tuesday, September 11, 2007
mw for w - position open for new friend (60647)
our friend moved away to be brainwashed in some kind of ‘tree and squirrel saving landbound cruise type graduate program’ on the east coast so we have an opening for a new friend this fall. the right applicant will be trained via teleconference by the original ms. ultimate herself. they will be crunk, smart, ride a sweet bike and have a sweet forehand.
we will be conducting interviews friday at lemmings between 6 and 730 pm. please bring a resume and headshot as well as a desire to drink beer out of cans and a thirst for adventure. please answer the questionnaire below to see if you pass the first hurdle.
1. (submitted by trbizzle) you are cutting towards the end zone. you are looking at
a. the disc
b. a puppy on the sideline
c. your united shoelace
2. it is saturday morning. you are
a. sleeping in
b. drinking your intelligentsia coffee, listening to npr, and reading back issues of the new yorker
c. out for a run
3. weeknights are for
a. catching up on sleep and laundry
b. watching law and order and getting takeout
c. working late and microwave dinners
4. friends dont ask your opinion on _______ unless they REALLY want to know.
a. high heels and lindsey lohan’s progress in rehab
b. carbon offsets and the new patagonia fleece colors for fall
c. tax shelters and rock climbing gear
if you answered mostly b’s come out to lemmings cause we want YOU!
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September 11th, 2007 at 1:53 pm
if i can be trained via teleconference to throw a sweet forehand, i am in. for what it is worth, i did spend all sunday of chc being distracted by a 7 week old golden retriever puppy. fuzzy sleepy happy puppy.
September 12th, 2007 at 12:15 pm
I’m not kidding, you should really post this on craigslist. I might even post it for you right now. The sad thing is, my supply of intelligentsia is running low, I have to listen to NPR on my computer because our radio reception blows, and the New Yorker f*ed up my address change and I haven’t gotten the mag in weeks. So basically I wake up on Saturday mornings and stare at the wall.
September 14th, 2007 at 9:37 am
Has there been any actuall response from the craigslist ad other then CU readers?
September 14th, 2007 at 2:16 pm
funny you should ask. no. there has been no response whatsoever. we shouldve known there is no one who could replace ms. ulty.
September 14th, 2007 at 8:53 pm
So uh Adam, Jim, Oren and I came for interviews….and now we’re drunk.