my roommate sent me this from vice magazine's do's and don'ts. she thinks its a dead ringer for me. thankfully im a 'do'.
'Puerto Rican chicks are fucking sexy but they have screaming babies and brothers that want to kill you. Midwesterners are clean but they’re also boring as shit. When the latter dresses as the former it’s as hot as Alicia Keys wearing one of those Nancy Reagan Chanel suits.'
Last Sunday I had the pleasure of watching ~ five hours of TV straight and, thanks to the fact that i don't have cable and network TV's lackluster budget for Sunday afternoon movies, one of the things I was forced - forced - to watch was some horrible kid's movie called Simon Birch. After a while I decided one of the main characters had an uncanny resemblance to Mini-Rob (not the midget, people). You be the judge. I guess this kid was also in Jurassic Park; the more majestic picture is clearly more recent - Mini you should grow a mustache for comparison's sake.