For serious: (off the top of my head...in no particular order)
Machine:
1. Hensley Sejour (ask him to take his shirt off....) 2. Zach "Weasel" Thompson (he's cuter than a baby) 3. Dane Olsen (Abercrombie model...however...status in the air?) 4. Matt Stupca (a teddy bear under that tough exterior) 5. John Kolb (he's big ladies...i mean BIG...6"6' big) 6. Bjorn Gunderson (#2 on the Death chart, and #1 in the Cuddle chart) 7. Edward Uram III (when you officially have a number in your name..you gotta be worth big bucks) 8. Mini? (i'm not sure if he's eligible or not)
Once removed from Machine: 1. Kevin Cho (he's back for 10 days ladies...SNAG HIM!) 2. Matt Clarke (he's got better hair than anyone in chicago ultimate, guy or girl)
Non-Machine, hotties: 1. Zales (rivals Weasel in the cute as a button category, plus he's got Pfil's pad/money to back him up) 2. Pfil (are you eligible? we need to talk buddy....) 3. Bryan King (if a deserving lady gets him and he stops making food for me, i'll cut your throat.) 4. Rich Aycock (ultimate, science, politics, lives with me...he's got the whole package)
sorta running out of dudes at this point...who's gonna post the ladies?
what's wrong with the stache pic? i had it printed poster size, and it's the only decorative item in my new room. it's hanging on the ceiling above my bed.
who are the ladies on the market? damn good question. i'm betting whatever chick showed up at piece after summer league in a flashdance sweatshirt is one of them.
hey now..i put the boyos up! where's the dirt on the ladies? who is weasel supposed to go after? who's gonna get thru stupca's iron exterior and his heart of gold? is dirty sweas still around???
What we really need is a guess post from Hellyer, who has appointed herself official Nemesis matchmaker. I'm sure she not only knows who is single, but has already created a match.com profile for each of them. For what it's worth, here are some ladies I *think* are single, but cannot confirm: Meagles, Beef, Candice, Shawn, Natalie, Milano, and possibly Yaya.